Mom, I work on Capitol Hill.
I know all of the traps.
But you're running on a platform based on transparency
Do not set yourself up to be blindsided
once you get into the office.
You know, you were the one who taught me
that courage is all about having grace under fire.
I mean, it doesn't really get harder than this.
Thank you for reminding me why I did this.
Mom, you're gonna make a great senator.
I meant why I had kids.
You get the chance to make people better than yourself.
I love you.
Do you wanna send that back, order something else?
Oh, no, no. It's tasty.
Listen, uh, okay, so your mother and I have this crazy idea.
Uh, we were thinking how great it would be
if we were actually married by someone who really knew us.
Dad, I can't officiate your wedding. I'm not a minister.
爸 我不能主持你们的婚礼 我不是牧师
Well, no, wait, that's the easy part.
不 等等 这很简单
You can just get a license online.
I mean, we would still have to be recognized
by the state for the ceremony--
Dad, seriously, you don't want me to do that.
爸爸 说真的 你不会想我来做的
Why not? You are the writer in this family.