Well, I found my blacksmith.
He now shares an artisan barn with a lady who makes clothing out of bees.
I guess that's why our cupcake shop didn't work.
We weren't providing a service that everyone needs.
I looked at our boy, and not only does Chestnut need four new shoes. He has a hoof fungus.
A hoof fungus? That's so ghetto.
I'm pretty sure he got it from me because we shower together.
And the cost of new shoes and vet fee? $1,400.
Max, I feel awful. I'm a bad mother.
You're not a bad mother. I know bad mothers. I came out of one.
Ladies, what's happening over there?
You know a gathering of more than two white people makes me nervous.
Earl, one of them's asian. Ah, same thing.
Who would I talk to about the diner?
We're interested in renting this location to film a TV show.
We think your diner would be a great place to kill someone.
I get it. 'Cause every time I come in here, I die a little.
Here's my card. Tom Woo, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.
Shut your face, Tom Woo! I love all the Law & Orders, especially SVU.
Their stories are ripped from the headlines,
and I don't read the newspaper, so that's where I get all my news.
Cool. Let me go get the director. That's him over there.
Look how cute the director is. He's my rugged guy type.
Not really rugged at all, but buys expensive, ruggedlooking clothing from Saks 5th Avenue.